Fairy Godmother Skit Lyrics
- Genre:Hip Hop & Rap
- Year of Release:2019
Lyrics
Man working on this farm for 12 hours every day
It's getting exhausting I'm tired of this
I'm short I'm chubby and I wish my dick was bigger
Whoa, who are you?
Oh I am your fairy godmother
Fairy godmother? My grandmother died like five years ago
Not grandmother I said fairy godmother
Fairy godmother? Well what do you do?
Oh I can make any of your dreams come true
Well what'll it cost?
Absolutely free. Unless you have crack, I'll take that too
I don't know what to say
Well what do you want?
Well, I guess I could be skinnier and taller and longer you know down there
Bippity Boppity Boo
Wow, I'm like 7 feet tall and my dick is like 10 inches! Thanks very godmother
No problem
Well now that I'm super tall and have this long dick I kind of need girls
You know, to you, know
Oh! To fuck!
Well yeah when you say it like that it's awkward
Well you have those
Fairy godmother those are pigs
Look again, Bippity Boppity Boo
Aw-awesome
Now hand over that crack boy, and I'll need something to smoke it out of as well
Oh my god Fairy Godmother this is like the best day ever!