I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2018
Lyrics
I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus - Danny Gonzalez
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Oh oh oh oh oh
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Oh oh oh oh
Every Christmas I'm a very good boy
I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjo o oy
But Santa never brings the right toy
I felt like giving up on all this holiday jo o oy
But if you've seen the Santa clause you know
You become Santa if you put on Santa's coat
You can kill him leave him dead up in the snow
The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro
And so
This Christmas gon be special to me
I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key
I ain't gonna write to Santa asking him please
Cus what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree
Chorus
I wanna be Santa clause
So I'm gonna kill Santa clause
When I hear those reindeer pause
I'm gonna break the law
This Christmas
Don't got a wish list
I got a hitlist
And at the top of it is old St Nicholas
Nothing against him
It's just business
I ain't the grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas
Verse 2
I made a list and checked it twice
For all the fucks I give about ending Santa's life
And I found none
I'll travel at the speed of light
If I'm Santa now does that mean that I sleep with Santa's wife
Cus I'm down son
Fire in my fire place
Not talking bout his flying chip when I say imma slay
He gon die son
Imma wake up Christmas day
With all the dopest presents that I forced the elves to make
They're my prisoners
Verse 3
I'll never understand why this is
They way that they decide who the next Santa clause is
How do people not believe that Santa exists
In this world aren't adults concerned about all this gifts
They didn't buy
Chorus
I wanna be Santa clause
So I'm gonna kill Santa clause
When I hear those reindeer pause
I'm gonna break the law
This Christmas
Don't got a wish list
I got a hitlist
And at the top of it is old St Nicholas
Nothing against him
It's just business
I ain't the grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas