Love and Braggadocio Lyrics

Woo, go Kojaque

Welcome, welcome, welcome (Woo)

Aye, it's good to see you brother what's going on?

Betty, how's the elbow?

It's the jiggy Jack and Jar on the beats

I'll answer all questions at the end, just be patient

But for now...

Hey, how about you shut up and let me speak?

Summer days, some'd raise the brash thought

To pack away these similes and set a light

Then blast off

The past taught me one or two points of interest 'bout myself

What I like best about myself is I detest my fuckin' self

Most days I can't find the energy to dress my fuckin' self

Yet somehow in this mess of self-indulgent petty hatred

I can still pick up a mic and rock a crowd and make 'em ape-shit

Still put pen to pad and draw the times when we were naked

With a crumpled pack of twenty johnnies empty by the waste bin

Now you're just a memory I text when I get wasted

Keep your number in my mind but man I really should erase it

I really should erase it

My trembling fingers trace the outline of your body on the bed sheets

Try to think of how our voices sounded back when we were friendly

Wonder if you still got that freckle on your left cheek

Nothin' like a dry summer for some wet dreams.. but..

I'm 'bout to take it all if I want it

'Cause this the Emerald Isle's answer to The Chronic

Hit the haberdashery, bumblebee in my bonnet

See, I thought this was the chemist

Got stomach pains in my wallet like

I'm 'bout to take it all if I want it

'Cause this the Emerald Isle's answer to The Chronic

Hit the haberdashery, bumblebee in my bonnet

See, I thought this was the chemist

Got stomach pains in my wallet

I'm a moody bitch with the pen I only write when the mood's right

Leave the ink drying by the fire and the moonlight

Marshmallow roastin' off the carcass of two guys

That stepped to me as if I wouldn't

Eat 'em like ShoeNice

This is love and braggadocio

That shit that you can't get over, I'll roast you over the toaster

I'll butter ya 'til I'm ready to eat ya, then I'll ghost ya

It's all snacks to me, get my five a day in a moment

No wonder they all leave by the mornin'

No wonder they all leave by the mornin'

I sent a demo to the label but they said they couldn't spin it

Told me not to hold my breath they're tryna label me a gimmick

Don't let me catch you creepin' while I'm rollin' in the Civic

I'll afford a one to ten, been behind the bars for a minute like

See I could love myself, I'm just not there yet

They still make me rock a hairnet at the deli in fairness

Life is ignorance I'm only spreadin' awareness

If the cheque don't bounce, the music will and I swear it like

I'm 'bout to take it all if I want it

'Cause this the Emerald Isle's answer to The Chronic

Hit the haberdashery, bumblebee in my bonnet

See, I thought this was the chemist, got stomach pains in my wallet like

I'm 'bout to take it all if I want it

'Cause this the Emerald Isle's answer to The Chronic

Hit the haberdashery, bumblebee in my bonnet

See, I thought this was the chemist, got stomach pains in my wallet like

I'm 'bout to take it all if I want it (hiccup)

'Cause it's the Emerald Isle's answer to The Chronic

Hit the haberdashery, bumblebee in my bonnet

See, I thought-

You're fuckin shit man get off the stage

Nah fuck you man, you come up here and do a better job

I fuckin will man you're fuckin shite...

Are they chinos? Do you know what year this is two thousand and fuckin…

They're not fuckin chinos they're comfortable slacks

Nah fuck you you muscle bound, roid head

Fuckin skinny cunt

This is all lean physique this is functioning muscle…

Get off the fuckin stage

Fuck you and your ma

That's not my fuckin ma

That's your girlfriend? Get a DNA test yous could be related, you're both rotten