Harry Potter House Party Lyrics

I live next door to Neville Longbottom

I'm often star struck try not to stare

So the last thing I expected

Was to be expected Friday night

But when I showed up

I was the only muggle there

You would not believe me if I told you

Who I met as I walked through the door

Harry Potter is taller in person

Neville offered us everclear

And Harry said when I drink that shit my scar hurts

So I'll stick to butterbeer

Then Harry went off to find Hermione

And Neville went off to find his wand

And Hagrid is shorter in person

But he was deep in a game of Wizard's Pong

So I got up the nerve to talk to Ron

Ron was staring at Harry and Hermione he said

I hate the way she looks at him it almost makes me sick

And he'd had a bit too much I could smell it all over his breath when he said

He'll always be the chosen one and I'll always be second best but I'm just

Thinking back on better days

I'm just thinking back on better days

Thinking back on better days

I'm just thinking back on better days

So there's one more shot of Patronus on me

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1, 2, 3, 4

Thinking back on better days

I'm just thinking back on better days

Oh

Then I saw Neville talk to some girl I'd never seen

He said I'd like to explore your forbidden forest

If you know what I mean

Then she laughed at him and she said

I don't think that'd be any fun

Then Neville told me I got 99 problems

But a witch ain't one

Then I asked Neville if I could try out floo powder

We went from the fireplace to Stonehenge and back

As we returned to the party I heard a commotion

Something about Malfoy

I followed Harry to the bathroom door

Malfoy was on the bathroom floor snorting pixie dust he said

get out of here Potter and he offered me a bump

I act just like my father and it scares me half to death

As Ron and Harry helped him up he said I really do love you guys I'm just

Thinking back on better days

I'm just thinking back on better days

I'm so glad I changed my ways

I'm just thinking back on better days

So there's one more shot of Patronus on me

1

1, 2, 3, 4

Thinking back on better days

I'm just thinking back on better days

Oh

The night was just like magic

Harry took me on a broomstick ride

You don't know the best night of your life

'Til it's over

I said you never know the best night of your life

'Til it's over

Now I'm just

Thinking back on better days

I'm just thinking back on better days

I'm thinking back on better days

I'm just thinking back on better days