There Are Gods In Little Men Lyrics

Tony is a hustler, how we love him so

He is like a father to us

He taught us all we know

One salaphin golden morning

He waltzed across our path

He offered us the key to life

We couldn't help but ask

What's the secret, Tony

Brother would you help us out

We'd do most anything

For you to assuage all our doubts

Tony looked at us squarely

Said Brother, I'll tell you what

I'll give you the secret to life for just twenty Altarian bucks

So we forked over our money

He said I'll give you the key

You can't trust everybody just because they're offering

That's the secret Tony

What is this, some kind of joke

Give us back our twenty

We'd rather be stupid than broke

Tony was a hustler

But he'll never try that again

Because we took back our money

And a little bit extra to spend

What's the secret Tony

Thank you for nothing, I guess

'Cept for that money

We wish you all the best

Here's a secret Tony

We'll give it to you for fun

Don't hustle somebody

Outnumbered two to one