Oh, boy I Was Wrong Lyrics

Oh, boy I was wrong

I thought you were the one

Why did you leave me for my brother?

I really thought that you and I would stick together

But now you're gone

I'll sing this song

Oh, where did I go wrong?

I know my schlong ain't very long

But does that really matter to you?

Then why is he with you?

Ratatatadoo

And now that we're done

I hope he'll be the one

That can fulfill your satisfactions

And that he'll make you breakfast in the morning

Scrambled eggs, bacon, scones and tea

Without no warning

Oh, what did I do wrong?

I shouldn't have to write this song

How can you truly love him I wonder

You must be blind like Stevie Wonder

How can you leave me for my brother?

Does he even treat you right?

Now I have to see you at every family reunion

And it's tearing me apart