Hepatitis (2020) Lyrics

I got off work at 7 O'clock

Didn't have much money in my pocket

Went to hike bar, to pick you a hick girl

And I found this perfect specimen while I was there

And now I got

Hepatitis

Now I got

Hepatitis

Went to an art bar

Last night

They had abstract paintings on the walls of the bar

It' was 15 dollars for a cocktail (god damn!)

And I took this art girl home in my arms that night

So I got

Herpes

Now I have

Herpes

And I have

Hepatitis

Now I have

Hepatitis

Went to a doctor

Last night

I told him my penis

Wasn't working right

He took a look at my infected thing down there

And he gave me some pills the would

Fix the problem downstairs

So I got

Hepatitis

Now I have

Hepatitis

So I have

Hepatitis

And I have

Hepatitis

And my penis hurts!