Florida Man Lyrics

Have a drink in my honor, as I sink to the bottom

Found a chink in my armor, want it, a link's in the comments

Don't want to think about my problems, by the time you blink, I'll be gone

Pack up and leave to California, wasn't me, you've seen a mirage

My delinquency as a minor, might've put a wrinkle on my momma

Remember the jingles and clinking from her trinkets in a box

Good rocks for my slingshots, collect and keep them in a sock

Used to talk about magic, and tell stories in all of our secret spots

Remember when we'd climb up to the treehouse and chill, try to see from up top

Before we had to make money, days that we seemed to have forgotten

One night had a dream I was shot in a van deep in the mountains

The sound of you screaming over my body was really my beeping alarm

Woke up confused for a moment, cold, the view out of my window is

An the abyss of darkness, crank the van, keep going

The streets were wet, the grass was frozen

Rubbing my eyes, was I chosen

Wait, where am I

The other side

I died in California, damn

Hope the headline began with Florida man

Cause I'm a Florida man, Florida man

Yeah, I'm a Florida man, Florida man

Hold your applause, and join me as I'm scolded on my flaws

She told me off, said I was so cold dawg

I might have rolled in the fog, so why I left

Was a golden opportunity, what am I holding on to

Nothing anymore, open palms

Used to think of this old dream with me

Tied in a rope and falling

Fuck around and show up on a vlog with Logan Paul

Just joking y'all, don't let that shit bring the motion to a halt

Got that from my friends back then, they always broke my balls

Life's a beach, I be trying to see through the grains of ocean salt

Woke up so I live today, like there's no tomorrow

Even though I won't

Super Sayian Goku, whenever I'm laying vocals

Indomitable spirit, crumble my problems into a ball

Like a bomb, I throw them at you

I make my plans, crank my van

The steering wheel shake my hand

As if to say, aight man, we got us a deal

Thinking out loud on my automobile

To me y'all as real is a three dollar bill

Convincing the people you're solid then steal

Blood on my handkerchief, polishing steel

Death at my door, can you stall him a lil

Influencers getting their followers killed

Thinking it's cool to be swallowing pills

You're hollow until your wallet is filled

With the root of all evil

Straight and narrow, how I'm aiming the arrow

Saw a raven and sparrow

Making a nest, by pulling out hay from a scarecrow

Where was I

You died

So I died in California

Coño

Don't act surprised

You had all these omens, trying to warn you

All the weight you were trying to lose

By the time they find you, you'll be bonier

Bullet holes through my clothes

But the autopsy said it was a 'rona

Spent my final days seeking atonement

My life was an adventure man

I was really on one

Cause I'm a Florida man

Florida man

Yeah I'm a Florida man

Florida man

Crossed the country faster than a speeding bullet towards the grave

Fastened my seatbelt thinking of fasting deep in the desert for forty days

Fascinating love, hate relationship with the Florida state

Force of nature, took a step forward and the floor caved

That could also be a way of me trying to say that I'm overweight

Chip the size of the boulder on both of my shoulder blades

Wrote her a letter with my sentiments ended up throwing it away

Literally littering literature lord here I lay

Down to sleep, if it's meant to be, that if I should die before I wake

Please keep Morty safe he stuck with me as I chased fortune and fame

Like it's a tail I forgot I had

As I wrote that, I thought of my dad

In the barren land the werewolf man baring the Morera name

Was there in the van with his dog

Having conversations with God

Brought enough water to quench the thirst

Of a whole squad of midnight marauders

Send the devil to come and tempt me

I'm done with feeling so dumb and empty

And if I die out here it what my destiny

Pew pew

Florida man

Florida man

Florida man

Florida man

Florida man

Florida man

Florida man

Florida man