If That Man Was a Lady Lyrics

Well he walked in

With his jeans so tight

You could tell what brand of boxers

He was wearin' tonight

Wore boots that echoed

When he walked around

Left his shirt unbuttoned

About halfway down

Had a rose tattoo

On his inner arm

And eyes that smoldered

Like a five-alarm

He was sittin' at the bar

Like an old-time movie star

But there's one thing that I know

If that man was a lady

Everyone'd be buying him a drink

If that man was a lady

Everyone would say, "What would his mamma think?"

If that man was a lady

Everyone would whisper and would stare

But the fella's lookin' fine

And I think it's hella time

To get over what a person wants to wear

Well she walked in

Round half past ten

And she might as well have walked

Into the lion's den

Had a leather jacket

And high-heeled shoes

Black eyeliner

And a few tattoos

She was soon surrounded

By a dozen guys

Trying to get her number

With a dozen lies

It's the same at every bar

Though she'd travelled near and far

But there's one thing that I know

If that girl was a fella

Everyone'd be leaving her alone

If that girl was a fella

She wouldn't have to act like she was on her phone

If that girl was a fella

Nobody would whistle or would stare

But the chick is lookin' fine

And I think it's frickin' time

To get over what a person wants to wear

Now you can say all you want about a person's duds

But I can tell more 'bout a person by the things they judge

So give me a short skirt

A denim shirt

Cos there's one thing that I know

The next time this woman walks in through that door

You better find a kinder thing to say than call her a

Cos this lady's lookin' good

And I think it's time we should

All get over what a person wants to wear

If that man was a lady

Everyone'd be buying him a drink

If that man was a lady

Everyone would say, "What would his mamma think?"

If that man was a lady

Everyone would whisper and would stare

But the fella's lookin' fine

And I think it's hella time

To get over what a person wants to wear