Jesus Closed My Sandwich Shop Lyrics

Jesus

Closed my sandwich shop on Easter

And it was

Holy pain in my keister

I'm gonna build a sandwich shop in Jerusalem

Everyone's invited, But Jesus can't come

Neither can his dad

Because he made me mad

Closing sandwich shops is bad

Jesus

Closed my sandwich shop on Easter

And it was

Holy pain in my keister

I'm gonna build a sandwich shop in Jerusalem

Everyone's invited, But Jesus can't come

Neither can his dad

Because he made me mad

Closing sandwich shops is bad

I was kidding

Please no more lighting

I was kidding

This is fucking frightening

Jesus

Closed the best head shop on Christmas

Now how the

Fuck am I supposed to hit this

I'm going to Jerusalem

I'm gonna plant some trees

Everyone's invited

They're gonna smoke for free

Except for the, One known as J.C.

He will never smoke with me

Jesus

Closed the best head shop on Christmas

Now how the

Fuck am I supposed to hit this

I'm going to Jerusalem

I'm gonna plant some trees

Everyone's invited

They're gonna smoke for free

Except for the, One known as J.C.

He will never smoke with me

I was kidding

Please no more lighting

I was kidding

This is fucking frightening

Jesus

Heard that shit on said on Easter

He said

Who the fuck you think you are mister

There is a shiny palace

It's way up in the clouds

Everyone's invited, but Conor's not allowed

Neither is Jimmy

Because he sang with me

We will burn for eternity