Headcount Lyrics

Happy little moles with their stinky little noses

Sniffin around in the dirt

The tension's overwhelming and the river banks are swelling

Another little bugger's getting hurt

Headcount is what we are

Headcount is wunderbar

Faceless through the masses and puffing green-house gasses

Will this party ever end?

Twitter and tweet and my facebook's pretty neat

I wish I had another friend

Headcount is what we are

Headcount is wunderbar

Skipping is no fun and the children weigh a ton

Blame it all on MTV

A deer in the headlights surf the net most nights

Thank God the porn is free

Headcount is what we are

Headcount is wunderbar

Aimless and shameless and nameless and blameless

Clueless and ruthless are we

Greed and weed and feed and speed

How much longer we will see