Holy Chicken Lyrics

I took a stroll through the middle of town and I found

That I couldn't hear a sound, so I looked 'round

I was all alone in the middle of D. C.

Then I heard something above me

So I looked up and I couldn't believe my eyes

I was so surprised that I said

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Walkin' 'round like a giant, my head in a cloud

Goin' down the stairs my head's beginnin' to pound

I couldn't see an inch in front of me

Then the lights went out, how bad could this be?

My foot struck something and I fell to the floor

I put on my glasses, and when I saw what it was I swore, I said

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Sittin' and thinkin' 'bout the wind against the waves

My recent misadventures, and all my close shaves

Then I realized the tables had been turned

And now I saw all my suspicions had been confirmed

So I went to the bathroom and I looked into the mirror

All of a sudden, the image, it got clearer, so I said

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken

Holy chicken