I Can't Lyrics

Well, I tried to write a song so sad

To make everybody cry

And I tried to write to write a happy one

But it made me want to die

I just can't get the lyrics right

I just can't get the tune

So I thought I'd write this little song

All about what I can't do

I can't sew

I can't sleep with the light on

I can't play

As good as Jimi did

I can't read

As good as my wife can

In fact, she wrote this song for me

Ok, I guess I fibbed a bit

I didn't mean to

I'm just also not that good

At telling the truth

I'm confident in lots of things

But not in more than one

That's why I had to go and write

This little song

I can't whistle

I can't breath under water

I can't breath

Because of allergies either

I can't float in a pool

I think it's impossible

I can't even write this next damn line

This is where the bridge goes

This is where the bridge goes

This is where the bridge goes

This is where the bridge goes

This is where the bridge goes

This is where the bridge goes

This is where the bridge goes

This is where the bridge goes

This is where the bridge continues

This is where the bridge continues

This is where the bridge continues

This is where the bridge continues

Let's keep on getting in the bridge

Let's keep on getting in the bridge

Let's keep on getting in the bridge

Let's keep on getting in the bridge

This is another line for the bridge

This one is another line for the bridge

This is another line for the bridge

This is another line for the bridge

This is where the bridge goes

This is where the bridge goes

This is where the bridge goes

This is where the bridge goes