2D Simp Lyrics

One, two, and three, I've become a big simp

Started out with one, then it went to two

Then it went to three, then it went to four

How about some more, how about some more

Started out with one superchat, then the membership was next

Now onto the next girl, time to find who's best girl

Who could it possibly be? Curious who it's gonna be

Anxious to blow my paycheck, on some anime girl

One who slams her desk and yells, one who is a gamer onion maid

One who is a cute little angel, one who is a cute doggo, one who is a kettle

These 2D girls got me weary

These 2D girls got me overdraft my bank account

I'm a 2D Simp, I'm such a fucking 2D Simp

I'm a 2D Simp, I'm such a fucking 2D Simp

I simp all day for any 2D girl, I need it now

Forget all about those real girls, I'm a fucking 2D Simp

Don't need to feel a real girl's touch, as long as I have 2D girls

I'm as happy as a man could be, all because I have 2D girls

Need to buy even more merch, gotta support my girls

I can't handle the cuteness, why are they so fucking cute

I'm a 2D Simp, I'm such a fucking 2D Simp

I'm a 2D Simp, I'm such a fucking 2D Simp

I simp all day for any 2D girl, I need it now

Forget all about those real girls, I'm a fucking 2D Simp

Who's the next one gonna be? I'm very curious who Imma simp for next

Hope it's someone cute, oh wait that's right, they're all so fucking cute

Don't got a body pillow yet, but I'm trying to get one soon

I'm a 2D Simp, I'm such a fucking 2D Simp

I'm a 2D Simp, I'm such a fucking 2D Simp

I simp all day for any 2D girl, I need it now

Forget all about those real girls, I'm a fucking 2D Simp

I'm a 2D Simp, I'm such a fucking 2D Simp

I'm a 2D Simp, I'm such a fucking 2D Simp

I simp all day for any 2D girl, I need it now

Forget all about those real girls, I'm a fucking 2D Simp

So yeah, I'm a 2D simp