Basic Bro Lyrics

I'm not basic bro

If you knew me then you'd know

My beard does not grow slow

And craft beer is how I roll

Left our town for Colorado

It was a place that felt so mellow

A new Toyota 4-wheel drive

I swear the thing it might save our lives and

The dollar shave club I don't need it

I like my face right now it's scenic

I'm kinda fat but don't ever judge

You know the ladies like a little pudge

I'm not basic bro

If you knew me then you'd know

My beard does not grow slow

And craft beer is how I roll

That's my girl, her name is Tanya

She likes like pumpkin spice and lasagna

You won't catch her with an empty cup

She's got a membership to Starbucks yeah

My flannel shirt I know it's rustic

I bought it downtown and I love it

At the store near to the craft bar

You know the one where the food trucks are

I'm not basic bro

If you knew me then you'd know

My beard does not grow slow

And craft beer is how I roll

I might not be the greatest mother fucking man

But you can bet I can do a handstand

Wanna watch me clap your hands

In the main stands, bring somebody if you can

I might not be the smartest

Or the hardest no

That don't mean you won't enjoy

My little bro

So come enjoy this IPA

With no dismay

And if you ask me

I'll just say

I'm not basic bro

If you knew me then you'd know

My beard does not grow slow

And craft beer is how I roll

I'm not basic bro

If you knew me then you'd know

My beard does not grow slow

And craft beer is how I roll