Dating App Lyrics

Hold me tighter than your hairband, so my insecurity knows that it real

If I was to buy you pizza and some Starbucks, would you come over and chill

I mean I'm just tryin' to find a cudi buddy, but not doin' this just so I can try to slide in

Your body's bangin' harder than the rock that hit Able, out here killin' me like sin

Oh, where are my manners, I don't even know your name

Though we haven't had the pleasure, I'm so glad that you came

Let me introduce myself, I don't wanna trouble you

Initials spell out RLW

I can be your lover and long time friend

But I'm so caged in, where the hell do I begin

I love poetry, but I'm not a fan of Gin

Studied Japanese, so I know how to say yen

I take religion quite seriously, it's no joke

Mamma told me to find a woman who is equally yoked

I love God, Jesus who I follow

Believe in the rapture, it's a hard truth to swallow

Me Christian, are you Catholic, like I know we can make it work

But, uh, if you're an atheist I'm beamin' out this bitch like my name was Captain Kirk

And I know I'm not all that, just a bag of chips

If we're bein' honest, your hand, I wanna get a grip

Wanna taste that flavored chap-stick straight from your lip

I can play the soulmate, just give me the script

Best believe I'm treatin' you like a queen

Let me build your kingdom, livin' out all of your dreams

I'm not full of talk, let me show you how I walk

Heaven seems so close, and you're the key to that lock

I'm a little shy, sappy things make me cry

A bit of a weeb, please give anime a try

Get nervous when I fly, I wanna travel more

Took that Harry Potter quiz, shout out to my Gryffindor

Tell jokes like Spider-Man when I get nervous

I can fix cars, but got AAA service

I make music, you can have a theme song

Might be seen as short, but my personality long

My credit score's great, high rate, don't sweat

Love all animals, do you have any pets

I love to stay fit though running is a chore

Always deep in thought, so you can know more

Not a big sports fan, but I'll watch

Been told my cooking's pretty top notch

So realistic, but such a chancer

Maybe since I'm a Cancer

Not real sure if I'm gonna stay where I am

God's got me movin' like my ancestor, Abraham

A black only child, so I can entertain

Believe it or not I've never road a train

Team Android, no need to explain

Got a web domain, I don't mind the rain

I mix fried rice with Panda chow mien

Left handed, but I'm so right brain

Like playin' board games, and don't really smoke

Team Digest, not sorry team toke

2-D girls never broke my heart

Hentai's not porn, it's a form of art

Always stay committed, don't carry a side piece

Iron all my shirts, check out the sharp crease

A woman in power tends to make me weak

If we Snapchat just know that I'll keep the streak

Also love Disney movies, but I digress

My live is together, even though I'm a mess

We can take it slow, no I won't stress

Just a Fin searchin' for his Flame Princess

You can play with my dreads, I really don't mind

If you wanna massage I can help you unwind

Relationships these days are so hard to find

Like yeah you're cute but, tell me, are you kind

Wanna met your fam, but only when you're ready

Truth be told your father may make me unsteady

But I would make though, promise I'll be just fine

Comin' over to your house in the rain, sleet, or shine

I'll send you random memes in, or out, of context

Don't carry a rubber, but always practice safe sex

I'll watch any kind series that you're into

By the end of season one I'll probably like it too

Always down for anything you are tryin' to do

Talk about subjects that interest you

If you had a long day go ahead and vent

Yes, I live at home, but don't pay rent

My money well spend, I do help with bills

Not in to drugs, but I do take pills

I love hotter weather because I get chills

If you need financial help, yeah, I got skills

I wanna learn to dance the Salsa and Tango

I try tropic fruits, have you ever had mango

My stories paint pictures, RIP to Bob Ross

I hate cold weather cause of all the frost

If you need your windows deiced I got you

Shovelin' off the driveway, so you can come through

Got the heart of a child, but mind so mature

Welcome to my life, hope you enjoyed the tour

I'm runnin' out of things that I need say

If you're still unsure swipe right anyway

I love me some bangs, or girls that cosplay

If you watch Naruto and don't care for Sasuke

If you have a church you go every Sunday

Or even just durin' the holidays

Wanna go to a play and watch a Broadway

Don't mind havin' some lazy cuddle Saturdays

Eatin' up Tacos on all those Tuesdays

We can dine out on those Fridays

A Donna/Eric ship, yeah a for man wants that

Feelin' so God blessed, word up to Chris Prat

Stayin' loyal is the mission give a fuck about the trend

How can I find a wife if I don't act husband

Havin' a frequency that vibes cause man I bet it'd slap

Put my arms around you, squeeze you tight, it's a wrap

I wanna have a happy family, with a daughter, no cap

If you wanna give it a shot respond to this "Dating App"