Half-Giant Lyrics

Half-giant

Half-Stoned

Smoke crack

Watch Porn

C'mon harry don't be a wuss

I smoke a lot

And not just kush

Let's drop some LSD

C'mon harry

Do it for me

Your half-giant

Half-cool

I do drugs

Not just in school

C'mon harry don't be a wuss

I smoke a lot

And not just kush

Let's go smoke some cocaine

Heroin makes me reach the arcane

Your half-giant

Half-cool

Let's do drugs

You tiny tool

Smoke with me harry

Wow!

I can see the dragon!

Are dragons real?

Is magic real?

Are we real?

Maybe we're characters in a book?

Existential giant!

Are we real?

Are we fiction

Let's grab a meal

Oh shit it's the wizard cops

Runaway

Leave harry

He'll be fine

In solitary

I'm not going back to Azkaban

Time to fly off and live off the land

I have to change my identity

In case I need another killing spree

Half-giant

Do crime

Do drugs

Rewind

Uh yeah, dumbledore

Harry didn't wanna come