USA #1 Lyrics

I gotta fix my hair today

And I won't let your crying get in the way

If you knew what I came here for

I bet that you'd be crying even more

I used to walk you to the door

But I don't do that anymore

How did I even get on dry land

You ask me as I let go of your hand

There's a price you gotta pay for it

You ask me if I need to sit down a bit

And if I carry 'round a first aid kit

How am I supposed to know that shit? (Shaving cream)

What was that dream America had?

Her teeth are on the train tracks and she says it's not so bad

And that we should all be glad

I got my fingers in the air for peace

But I don't think the war knows what that means

And if there's angels watching over me

There's still some stuff that I'd rather they not see

Like that time when I was twenty-three

I didn't pick that number randomly

What was that dream America had?

Her teeth are on the train tracks and she says it's not that bad

And that we should all be glad USA number one!