Dintendo and Old Lace Lyrics

It scared you for a minute, didn't it?

But you didn't get a good look at it from your pirouette

He's blowing through the stop sign like it's fine

And it reminds you that you're blind and cool with it

You got a little too close, more than most who are milquetoast overdosed

Who read The Post and don't believe in ghosts

You got any caviar in the house?

With your Mickey Mouse trying to raise The South

We'll be forced to slap your mouth

Laura don't pay for moving violations

She gets her news by looking at constellations

You're whispering the Savior's name

Each time you came with Jenny Jane or Aladdin Sane

But it's all in vain

If it looks like blood and sounds like blood

But you chew your cud, better call your bud

And drink some suds on some other plane

It's wireless but still a mess

Only God could bless in His mercyness if you confess

So you went to Brown, new kid in town

Had your accent down and one nice gown

Of which you promptly made a mess

Laura don't pay for moving violations

She gets her news from looking at constellations

And if the stars make her feel better about her back brace and her pending case

Who am I to tell her that it's just old lace?