Bongwater Lyrics

It's not a microphone it's a bong

For those who like to babble here's a song

Please don't keep me up til dawn

Pull it through or pass it on

It's not a microphone it's a bong

Be so kind to try and clean your plate

Poor bong etiquette is what I hate

Lift your finger from the hole

And pull the krusty through the bowl

But be so kind to try and clean your plate

Please go buy your own bag to smoke

I can't support your habit cuz I'm broke

Next time it comes around

Get some crip or seedy brown

But please go buy your own bag to smoke

You spill bongwater on the floor

And then you've got the nerve to ask for more

Isn't it your turn to pack a bowl

Cuz smokin' all of mine is gettin' old

It's the kind that you find

Your bag of swag it can't be mine

But it's still your turn to pack a bowl

It's a bong, it's not a microphone

Quit telling me your story, let's get stoned

Twist a fatty, roll a bone

It's hydrochronically homegrown

It's a bong, it's not a microphone

It's a bong, it's not a microphone