This Year Lyrics

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert

Lyrics by: ChaosR

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please

We wanna give you a warning

'Cause I found out this morning

About a dangerous, insidious computer virus

If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'

Better off protecting your chances

Under no circumstances, should you open it

Or else it will

Translate your documents into Swahili

Make your TV record "Gigli"

Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling

Look out!

It’s gonna make your computer screen freeze

Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs

Erase your hard drive and your backups too

And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!

Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls

It’ll make your keyboard all sticky

Give your poodle a hickey

And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney

Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls

It’ll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower

So just trash it now, or else it will

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,

Legally change your name to Reggie,

Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

It’s gonna melt your face right off your skull

And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull

And tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re trying to sleep

And make you physically attracted to sheep

Steal your identity and your credit card

Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards

Then cause a major rift in time and space

And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place

That’s right it’s a

Warn all your friends, send this to everybody

Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born

So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down

Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground

Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine

Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!

What are you waiting for?

Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!

Hit send right now!