RV Lyrics

Rv - Faith No More

Backside melts into the sofa

My world, my tv, and my food

Besides listening to my belly gurgle

Ain't much else to do

Yeah, i sweat a lot

Pants fall down every time i bend over

And my feet itch

Yeah I married a scarecrow

I hate you

Talkin' to myself

Everybody's starin' at me

I'm only bleedin'

Someone taps me on the shoulder every 5 minutes

Nobody speaks english anymore

Would anyone tell me if i was gettin' stupider?

I hate you

Talkin' to myself

You don't feel it after awhile

You take the beating

I'm a swingin' guy

Throw a belt over the shower curtain rod

And swing

Toss me inside a hefty

And put me in the ground

A drink needs me

I don't

I ain't about to guzzle no tears

So kiss my ass

Newscasters, cockroaches, and desserts

I hate you

Talkin' to myself

Everybody's starin' at me

I'm only bleedin'

where are the kids?

Maybe pregnant,

or on drugs,

or on welfare,

on top of the world,

the honor roll,

on parole,

on reruns,

in the Dodgers,

back of milk cartons,

on stakes in them middle of corn fields,

on covers of future history books,

on old lady's mantles,

walkin' on water,

nailed on crosses,

I think it's time I had a talk with my kids

I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me

you ain't never gonna amount to nothin'