Betelgeuse Lyrics

Wooohoo, havin trouble with the livin'?

Come down, I'll scare'em real bad

Hell, I even posses my myself

Say it once

Say it twice

Say it for a third time

Ah well, i attendet at Juilliard

Was at Harvard Business School

Not to mention, your talking to a dead

Say it once

Say it twice

You think I'm qualified?

Have the living got you down?

Betelgeuse

Are they jacking you around?

Betelgeuse

Have you broken out in hives

Cause you're tired of their jive?

I will drive them off your hive

Betelgeuse

Go ahead make my millenium

Everyday-Joe needs a little action

Been about six hundred years

Don't be cruel

Play my game

Cookie, just say my name

Wellcome piggies to Winter River

Museum of financial greed

Monument of bored business men

Don't sell

Don't buy

Betelclause will make you fly

Have the living got you down?

Betelgeuse

Are they jacking you around?

Betelgeuse

Have you broken out in hives

Cause you're tired of their jive?

I will drive them off your hive

Betelgeuse