After Ever After Lyrics

After Ever After - Jon Cozart

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If you've ever wondered why

Disney tales all end in lies

Here's what happened after all their dreams came true.

I loved being princess down in

This beautiful ocean blue

But mermaids are going missing

They end up in someone's stew

So just try to put yourself in

To somebody else's gills

You're killing my ecosystem

With fishing and oil spills (Oh No)

Thank you BP

Thank you BP

The British are killing

Oil is spilling

Now I can't see (My eyes!)

Chinamen feast on flounders' fins

Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends

Oceans are browning

I think I'm drowning

Thanks to BP

YOU SUCK!

Jasmine

Hey I'm okay but I'm slightly scared

My husband's embarked for the war on terror

Aladdin was taken by the CIA

We're not Taliban

You've got the wrong man!

In Guantanamo Bay

Prince Ali where could he be

Drowning in Wawa

Interrogation from the nation of the free

Bin Laden's taken the fall

We're not trained pilots at all

But you're foreign crazy and no one put up a fuss

We're for freedom genie vonotous

Bush was crazy

Obama's lazy

Al'Quaeda's not in this country

Set free my Prince Ali

Belle

This town's gone wild since I married Adam

They think I'm going straight to Hell

(She'll burn in Hell)

But the charges laid on me of bestiality

Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell

(She is a witch)

Oh I'm overrun by madmen

I hear they plan to burn me at the stake

(The witch we'll fry this Belle must die)

They legit believe I'm Satan

And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my Beast away

Pocahontas

After John Smith travelled back to England

I helped my people cultivate the fields

More English, French and Spaniards came to visit

And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel

They forced us into unknown lands of exile

They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead

So mow I'm far more liberal with a weapon

When I separate their bodies from their heads (Wait what!)

Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy (We're dead)

Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men

Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball (Sacre bleu!)

Can you paint with the red colours in these men (Adiós amigos)

I can murder if I please

'Cause I'm dying of disease

I can paint with the red colors in these

(Men) Ariel

Thanks to BP

Jasmine

Where's Prince Ali

Belle

Bestiality

Pocahontas

I've got STD

(Wa wa wa wa wa wa)

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