Big Ole Butt Lyrics

[ti:11 - LL Cool J - Big Ole Butt]

I was at the mall sipping on a milkshake

Playing the wall taking a break

Admiring the girls with the bamboo earrings

Baby hair and body's built to swing

That's when I seen her her name was Tina

Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina

I said how you doing my name's Big L

Don't ask me how I'm living cause yo I'm living swell

But then again I'm living kind of foul

Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl

To make a long story short I got the digits

Called her on my car phone and paid her a visit

I was spanking her and thanking her chewin' her and doin' her

Laughin' because my girl didn’t know that I was screwin' her

Laying like a king on sheets of satin

That's what time it is you know what's happening

She had a big ole booty I was doing my duty

I mean yo I admit that my girl's a cutie

But Tina was erotic Earl's my witness

With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business

When I went home I kissed my girl on the cheek

But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak

I sat my girl down I couldn't hold it in

And said to her with a devilish grin

Tina got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But Tina got a big ole butt so I'm leaving you

Tina got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But Tina got a big ole butt so I'm leaving you

I went to the high school about three o'clock

To try to catch a cutie riding my jock

My homeboy's jeep the system blasting

Cold forty dogs smiling and laughing

Girls all over the kind I adore

I felt like a kid in a candy store

That's when I seen her her name was Brenda

She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember

I said to my man stop the jeep

She's only seventeen but yo don't sleep

I kicked the bass like an NFL punter

And scoped the booty like a big game hunter

I said to the girl yo you look tired

Let's go get some rest relax by the fire

I put the big booty on a bearskin rug

She gave me a kiss I gave her a hug

I said to the girl them young boys ain't nothing

You want to get freaky let me kiss your belly button

I circled it and teased it and made her squeal

Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel

When I was through I wiped the sweat from my eyes

When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies

Tina busted in my house while I was eating

You know what I said

Too bad you caught me cheating but

Brenda got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But Brenda got a big ole butt so I'm leaving you

Brenda got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But Brenda got a big ole butt so I'm leaving you

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak

Around the time when the waitresses are on their lunch break

I pulled in the parking lot and parked my car

Somebody shouted out I don't care who you are

I paid it no attention I walked inside

Because Brian had a nine and he was chilling in the ride

I walked in the place everybody was looking

And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cooking

I sat down to eat ordered my food

I said to the waitress I don't men to be rude

But I'll take you on a platter

She said you got a girl I said it don't matter

You look like you're tastier than a piping hot pizza

What's your name she said my tag says Lisa

I said OK you're smart and all that

But when you get off work yo I'll be back

She looked at me and said make yourself clear

L where we going I said right here

She looked kind of puzzled I said you'll see

I pulled up at ten on the D O T

When she walked out the door I threw my tongue down her throat

Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat

Laid her on the table and placed my order

And gave her a tip much bigger than a quarter

On and on to the break'a dawn

All over the restaurant word is bond

I heard somebody coughing I checked my watch

I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock

I grabbed my pants put on my Kangol

Who did I see oh yo it was Brenda

Yo she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember

Lisa got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But Lisa got a big ole butt

So I'm leaving you

See ya

Lisa got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But Lisa got a big ole butt

So I'm leaving you

See ya