At the Hazbin Hotel Lyrics

I was a bastard, a son of a bitch

Burnt every bridge, left 'em smolderin' quick

Now I'm driftin', a ghost of the man I once was

A washed-up, fucked-up has-been, you see

A name on a wall where they'll piss and spit on me

But the devil's got vacancies, my kind of just cause

The neon light flickers like it's got somethin' to say

And the doorman grins, "You'll love it here, you'll stay"

I'm checkin' in at the Hazbin Hotel

Where the lost souls whisper and the night screams "farewell"

No heaven above, just the furnace below

You'll never leave but you won't want to go

Oh, no

I met a maid with a smile made of razor-sharp steel

And a barkeep who swears the scars never heal

We're all stories here, we're the joke and the punchline combined

The floors creak like secrets, the laughter distorts

Through champagne and sin, we all sign our reports

Lip service is shitty, but it's cheap peace of mind

The concierge says, "Redemption for Rent"

And my conscience laughs, "Man, that money's been spent"

I'm checkin' in at the Hazbin Hotel

Where the lost souls whisper and the night screams "farewell"

No heaven above, just the furnace below

You'll never leave but you won't want to go

Oh, no

And they dance in the ballroom, so blissfully blind

The past fades away but it's right there to find

The exit signs blink, but you'll never know

You're the guest of your sins in this crimson chateau

Somewhere in the dark, where the hellhounds dwell,

A voice keeps repeating, "Welcome to the hotel…"

I'm checkin' in at the Hazbin Hotel

Where the lost souls whisper and the night screams "farewell"

No heaven above, just the furnace below

You'll never leave but you won't want to go

Oh, no

And I smile at the devil as he hands me my key

"Room thirteen's all ready, and it's waiting for thee"

At the Hazbin Hotel, where the damned find their rest

Yeah, I'll take what I'm given, 'cause I earned nothing less

Oh, yes

I'm checkin' in at the Hazbin Hotel

Where the lost souls whisper and the night screams "farewell"

No heaven above, just the furnace below

You'll never leave but you won't want to go

Oh, no