roast of the pappy Lyrics

Alright let's have prayer

AHMM

OH NO

AUUUUHHHHH

UUBHH

Ddup-

I trust you'll

Enjoy that ladies

Waddling off the scale it's pappy Harry

The ever-rising numbers are nothing short of scary

Type-two diabetic so he can't drink dairy

Losing teeth to sugar better call the tooth fairy

McDonald's in hand the other holds a Bible

Not afraid to spread his gospel and his libel

'Schamatter

Why are you doing that

Uhhhhh 'schusmehere

Can't get out a chair so he has his own high stool

He's a run-of-the-mill bully from high-school

Pain's another word for his life in a nutshell

Only time he's running is when he hears the dinner bell

Problem is he's deaf so even that's too hard to tell

Just kidding bud, I know your life's a living hell

Digging through the Bible to find his own word

Any way to boost his under-self-worth

When'd he preach on gluttony, no one's ever heard

Falls off his high stool, cause the flat earth

This is the dumbest, this is the dumbest song ever

Tsshwwwhh

The song is just, tremendously horrible

It's a horrible song

With a horrible, immoral communist message

Allllriight

We had- we had a great fucking time doing it

Uhhbuteheheh

I can feel the energy drain out of me