Manky Lyrics

Aw shit, here we go

Let me tell you bout a story

Of an asshole leader

As kids you would hate

Cuz you know he's a cheater

He was born with money

Silver spoon in his ass

Posh schools, Perrier

And pseudo class

kept his hair messy

And he looked rotund

Like the Pillsbury doughboy's

Phat trust fund

He's manky, He's manky

Off in the corner havin' a wanky

Manky, he's manky

Off in the corner havin' a wanky

Some people fail left

And some fail right

But he fails up

As a blue-blood knight

With spotted dick

And Yorkshire pud

He likes pretending

He's Robin Hood

He'll wag his chin

And take the piss

He's such a Chav

A real clitoris

Like stank on a hangdown

Drop-ping a clanger

He's lost the plot

A few sandwiches

Short of a picnic...wot

10 Downey street

Cack-handed job

He's a cheeky cunt

Blue-blooded snob

A spanner in the works

A whinging pome

He'll nick your wallet

Without a qualm

He's manky, He's manky

Off in the corner havin' a wanky

Manky, he's manky

Off in the corner havin' a wanky

Ask Jonathan Pie

What he would say

quit fucking whinging

Its Guy Fawkes day

So get out the quill

And uncork your ink

We've had enough of

His bloody kink

Codswallop head

So anti-Dench

It's time to vent

This fetid stench

He's manky, He's manky

Off in the corner havin' a wanky

Manky, he's manky

Off in the corner havin' a wanky

Wanky punk ass fucking bitch