Cheggers Plays Pop (Extended Jazzy Boom-Bap) Lyrics

There's so much to say but where to begin?

Rappers got diamond teeth and tats on their skin

Overly concerned with how they look on TV

They forgot about the culture and the crafting of beats

Social media making or breaking careers

They wanna be famous not beloved by peers

I say FUCK THAT! That's not what the Taskmaster's about

Here it is here I am to slam it no doubt

The Taskmaster back on the scene

With lyrical endeavours

Making mumble rappers go

POP! like Cheggers

The Taskmaster back on the scene

With lyrical endeavours

Making mumble rappers go

POP! like Cheggers

Once upon a time hip-hop stayed street

You could hear the word-play whilst diggin' the beat

Then somewhere along the way we just stumbled

Now all we hear is mumble-mumble-mumble

I'm here to stop them all sayin' the same shit

Strippin' it back to take it back to basics

Cheggars plays pop for prepubescent teens

But I drop real shit for the hip-hop scene

The Taskmaster back on the scene

With lyrical endeavours

Making mumble rappers go

POP! like Cheggers

The Taskmaster back on the scene

With lyrical endeavours

Making mumble rappers go

POP! like Cheggers

Three decades since you last heard me spit

The scene got stale so I'm back and I'm lit

I'm back from beyond to the place I belong

With a funkier song killin' mumble rap shit

Metrosexual emcees not deliverin' bliss

Floppy fop rappers holdin' mikes with limp wrists

But my grip is firm the microphone in a clench

As I batter wack rappers coz my lyrics are hench

Just reject the stench of their faecal funk

As I flush them down like Belgrano sunk

It's for them a BIG ISSUE! so they end up beggars

And in the end they all just go pop like Cheggers

The Taskmaster back on the scene

With lyrical endeavours

Making mumble rappers go

POP! like Cheggers

The Taskmaster back on the scene

With lyrical endeavours

Making mumble rappers go

POP! like Cheggers

I'll take on any mumble rapper you or your bredren

I'll be pushin' back like a lyrical headwind

I'll be pushin' pickin' pokin' til you go pop like Chegwin

Cheggars play pop

But I play WHAT!?

I play hip hop