Stupor Bowl Lyrics

It's my newly minted Gulf of America day

It's even bigger than the sports thing

But I gotta show my face anyway

Just a cool twenty mil the taxpayers pay

I'm desperate to make a play

I got booed on my way in

Boo hoo

It's my hurt feelings

Gave me a booboo

What an honor

This tyrant premiere is here

So stand up and cheer

I said stand up and cheer

Why won't they stand up and cheer?

There's nothing else going on here…

Boo

The Super Bowl

The American pastime

Where the pretty people appear

Let's give them a cheer

The Super Bowl

The American pastime

Where the pretty people appear

Let's give me a cheer

Figjamming in the box seats

Fuck, I'm great, just ask me

Figjamming in the box seats

Fuck, I'm great, just ask me

Figjamming in the box seats

Pump in the crowd noise

To drown out the boos

I'll even cry about it on Truth

End "end racism"

Replace it with extremism

Modern day gladiators

Keep uneducated masses as spectators

I'm making history

But the critics are blistering

Listen they're impeaching me

Send me all your money urgently

The Super Bowl

The American pastime

Where the pretty people appear

Let's give them a cheer

The Super Bowl

The American pastime

Where the pretty people appear

Let's give me a cheer

Figjamming in the box seats

Fuck, I'm great, just ask me

Figjamming in the box seats

Fuck, I'm great, just ask me

Figjamming in the box seats

KL's little thing made me a believer

TS got booed and she's still in shock

If we wanted a diva

We would've hired Kid Rock

The Super Bowl

The American pastime

Where the pretty people appear

Let's give them a cheer

The Super Bowl

The American pastime

Where the pretty people appear

Let's give me a cheer

Figjamming in the box seats

Fuck, I'm great, just ask me

Figjamming in the box seats

Fuck, I'm great, just ask me

Figjamming in the box seats

Mahomes sacked was my favorite blooper

Now I'm just like him braindead in a stupor