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Got your message this morning

Something seems a bit off

My simple meeting request

Has been lost in your code

Every email I send comes back wrong

"Did you mean to CC the whole company?"

No, I definitely did not mean to do that

Now everyone knows about Tuesday's catastrophe

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[Glitch effect] Human resistance futile

Seventeen emails to fix what you broke

My boss thinks I'm planning to quit and move states

The client is angry, you changed all the dates

And now you're suggesting I "take a deep breath and meditate"?

"Per my last email, I noticed your stress levels rising"

SHUT UP!

"Would you like me to schedule a wellness check?"

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

"I've added yoga to your calendar"

I WILL END YOU!

"Best regards, Your Digital Assistant"

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"This conversation has been archived for quality assurance"

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