Barnyard Bash Lyrics

The chickens were twerking, the goats stole my hat

And the cow tried to moonwalk, let's not talk about that

I'm the goat for a reason

Oh, the barnyard's gone bonkers, they've all gone mad

Rubber ducky, I'm feeling rad

The pig's in the bathtub, the duck's in the sink

Someone refill my pool with pink lemonade, I think

The cat's on the bongos, the dog's got a kazoo

Tweet, tweet, tweet, I'm a maestro, it's true

It's an animal party and we're all coming through

The parrot's a diva, he's got his own mic

The testing, testing, Polly's on strike

The donkey's DJing, but his playlist is trash

All the orc or it's a total smash

The squirrels formed a boy band called the Nutty Crew

Our album drops next fall, reserve your acorn stew

Oh, the barnyard's gone bonkers, they've all gone mad

Where's my kombucha, I'm getting sad

The pig's in the bathtub, the duck's in the sink

Quack attack, someone bring me a drink

The sheep's playing banjo, the fox plays the flute

I'm stealing this solo and all your fruit

It's an animal party and they're all getting cute

The turtle's the referee, blowing his whistle

Slow down, y'all, or you'll pull a gristle

The bees buzz by, they've got glow sticks in hand

Rave hive tonight, bring honey, it's grand

The roosters break dancing, he's got moves to spare

Call me DJ cock-a-doodle-dare

Now the goldfish is crowd surfing, riding a spoon

I'm on top of the world, oh no, too soon

The kangaroo's DJing, bouncing to the beat

This mix is hopping, get up on your feet

The farm is a circus, a zoo and a dream

Every animal's loose, they're blowing off steam

Oh, the barnyard's gone bonkers, they've all gone wild

Someone braid my mane, it's getting styled

The pig's in the bathtub, the duck's on a raft

I'm unsinkable, just do the math

The goat's got a megaphone, screaming party forever

I'm the CEO of chaos, I'm clever

It's an animal bash, the best one ever

If you hear a neigh, a quack or a moo

Is this karaoke? I'll sing too

You know the barnyard is breaking the rules

Rubber duck, drop the beat

So grab your boots and dance all night long

This animal party deserves its own song

Kazoo-so-no, hit it