Land of the Deal Lyrics

Well, the votes are rollin' in, the speeches never end,

Promises are flyin', like money in the wind.

They shake your hand, they kiss your baby,

Tell you that they're strong—but maybe…

One says taxes, one says cuts,

One builds bridges, one builds walls and shuts.

They smile real wide for the folks on the news,

But when the lights go down, they're pickin' and choosin'!

It's the Land of the Deal, where the numbers spin!

Shake a hand, make a plan, let the games begin!

Left or right, red or blue, who's got the real appeal?

A promise today, but tomorrow—who pays?

That's the Land of the Deal!

Now the lobby's got a lobby, and the donors have a say,

They pour a little cash, and the truth fades away.

Filibusters, party busters, deals behind the door,

A little bit of history—it's all been done before!

Oh, the pendulum swings, back and forth every year,

One side shouts, the other one sneers.

But in the backrooms, where the whispers grow…

The real power brokers—they run the show.

It's the Land of the Deal, where the numbers spin!

Shake a hand, make a plan, let the games begin!

Left or right, red or blue, who's got the real appeal?

A promise today, but tomorrow—who pays?

That's the Land of the Deal!

Vote early, vote wise—just don't be surprised!