The DOGE Ate My Homework (And The Country Too) Lyrics

Well, the budget was due on the third of Feb,

But it's nowhere to be found—ain't that a dread?

Elon's got his hands on the government's gears,

Burning it down while he grins ear to ear.

They say it's all about efficiency,

But now we're runnin' on conspiracy.

The watchdog's dead, the crooks run free,

And the DOJ's on permanent leave.

The DOGE ate my homework, the DOGE ate the books,

The DOGE shut the lights off and laughed while we shook.

It chewed up the budget, spit out the remains,

And now we got nothing but billionaire games.

Shut down the watchdog, cut all the wires,

Consumer protection tossed into the fire.

They locked up the office, told 'em to go,

While Wall Street throws a big-money show.

They say it's all about liberty,

But it looks a lot like piracy.

The laws don't work, the scams don't end,

And Musk just X'd your safety net, friend.

The DOGE ate my homework, the DOGE stole the mail,

The DOGE told the bankers "you'll never see jail."

The checks are all bouncing, the debt's through the roof,

And Congress is laughing, but where's the proof?

Now they say foreign bribes ain't so bad,

And the cash keeps flowing while they silence the mad.

Got billionaires howlin' like wolves at the gate,

And the watchdog's collar? Yeah, that's been erased.

They blame the poor, they blame the weak,

While the real thieves sip martinis in sleek,

Marble halls built on tax-cut scams,

While they auction off the laws with executive stamps.

The DOGE ate my homework, the DOGE rigged the game,

The DOGE ate the White House and left us the blame.

It swallowed the future, it rewrote the past,

And now we just wonder how long this will last.

"This is your last call for oversight,

Please remain seated as we drift into corporate oblivion…"