Algorithm (from episode 4 of Big News Boulder County) Lyrics

Algorithm, won't you give me another chance

I didn't mean to piss you off with that salacious TikTok dance

But the world deals in attention

And there's a deficit these days

So all I can do is try reaching out in all of the ways

Algorithm won't you give me another try

I didn't know that being myself would be like spitting in your eye

If you see fit to let me back into society

I'll swear to whatever you won't be getting trouble from me

Algorithm please don't let this be our last goodbye

When you offered me your guidelines

They didn't seem so do or die

Don't let the thing that comes between us

Just be the outline of my penis

If we have to to part ways

There should be a bigger reason why