I Don't Want to Adult Anymore Lyrics

Cleaning dishes and paying bills

Buying fucking air fryers to get your thrills

I got dodgy knees and sometimes an aching back

The trainer at the gym has started cutting me some slack

Conversing about house prices and car finance deals

Having to take supplements and multivitamin pills

We used to be so rock and roll but all those parties took their toll

Now I'm drinking herbal teas instead of sniffing coke

Oh, can someone, anyone tell me what is happening to me

This thing called life just hits you like a car into a tree

Someone put me in a room, make sure you lock the doors

Cos I don't want to adult anymore

Hangovers that last forever came out of the blue

Nowadays I'm lucky if they're gone after day two

Weekends with the in-laws dressed up in my Sunday best

Gone are the days that weekends were just three days on the sesh

Involuntary noises every time I leave my chair

Driving past the bowls club knowing someday I'll be there

Now I'm doing that thing I hate, saying wait until you're my age mate

But all these things upon my plate are starting to take their toll

Oh, can someone, anyone tell me what is happening to me

This thing called life just hits you like a car into a tree

Someone put me in a room, make sure you lock the doors

Cos I don't want to adult anymore

I'm absolutely buzzing to buy a new plant pot

Instead of getting rat-arsed with the boys from twelve o'clock

Scrolling through the socials to escape reality

The algorithm showing wrinkle cream, cruises, Earl Grey tea

Ignoring texts from all my mates, I'm happier on my own

Sponsored ads for life insurance pop up on my phone

Ohh mortgage rates and double dates and soon I've better procreate

But am I in any kind of state? No, I don't really think so mate

I'm out of time, I'm out of touch, the doctor says I stress too much

I've had enough of all the fuss, is anybody there

Oh, can someone, anyone tell me what is happening to me

This thing called life just hits you like a car into a tree

Someone put me in a room and make sure you lock the doors

Cos I don't want to adult anymore

No, I don't want to adult anymore

No, I don't want to adult anymore

No, I don't want to adult anymore