The Luckiest Man Lyrics

I couldn't believe my dreams came true when that woman walked through that door

My heart skipped a beat and my eyes popped out and my jaw dropped to the floor

I felt kinda dizzy and my legs felt weak and I thought I was gonna drop dead

When I asked that girl to wear my ring, this is what she said

I'd be more than happy to take your out-stretched hand

And as long as you don't start cheating, I'll take you as my man

So I made her put on her fancy dress and we walked down that aisle

When she got to the part about being my bride, she flashed me one of her smiles

Now I am the luckiest man

Let me explain

I make her do the wash, get out the dirt

I make her do the sewing, and mend my shirt

She's gotta cook! Feed my face

I make her mop the floor, clean up this place

And where are my potatoes? Bring me my beer

Pick up this garbage; get it outta here

You might have to vacuum, you might have to sweep

You better get the soap - wash my feet

Don't give me that look, ain't no livin' for free

You gotta work hard baby, just look at me

And while you're standin' there thinkin', you can comb Bobby's hair

Help him with his homework, make him change his underwear

Don't forget the windows - sparkling clean

You say you ain't doin' it! Well, what do you mean

This house ain't big enough for you to be a jerk

Well, don't just stand there, work work work

I couldn't believe my dreams came true when that woman walked through that door

My heart skipped a beat and my eyes popped out and my jaw dropped to the floor

I felt kinda dizzy and my legs felt weak and I thought I was gonna drop dead

When I asked that girl to wear my ring, this is what she said

"I'd be more than happy to take your out-stretched hand

And as long as you don't start cheating, I'll take you as my man

So I made her put on her fancy dress and we walked down that aisle

When she got to the part about being my bride, she flashed me one of her smiles

Now I am the luckiest man