Happy Valentine's Day Lyrics

Love is an eternal flame

Until the divorce hits

Oh, damn! Ha! Let's get it

Let's get it

Please excuse me if this all sounds quite creepy

It's just the day for me to relay

How I think you're the best and I see you

And I know it's true

For all that you do

And all that you've endured

I'd be remissed if you weren't assured

I think of you every single day

Your hair smells amazing

So I have to say

I don't need time to simply convey

I love you in the gayest way

Happy Valentine's Day

No, I don't watch you from the window

That'd be a little weird

I installed cameras in your bathroom

That's love, sincere

I see you more than your FBI agent ever

Could I know you're flattered

And truly you should

I think of you every single day

Your hair smells amazing

So I have to say

I don't need time to simply convey

I love you in the gayest way

Happy Valentine's Day

Every time I think of you I feel this tingling

Ringing away in the heart of my very being

Rationality goes fleeing and I'm seeing

That if I don't say this I'll be deceiving myself

The bliss you bring me is so amazing

Sending my heart racing as it's outpacing

My mind worries I can't find this love

Leaving me blind

I'd hide in the backseat of your car

That's sweet and not too far in my eyes

You're a star

I think of you every single day

Your hair smells amazing

So I have to say

I don't need time to simply convey

I love you in the gayest way

Happy Valentine's Day

May your stalkers buy you flowers

To remind you of your power

I just wanted to say

Happy Valentine's Day