Echo Logic 3 Lyrics

They're piling in the minivan,

Guitars strapped to the roof,

Echo Logic 3 is ready to rock

They head from coast to coast,

Lighting up every stage,

Feeding off the energy

Of an empty digital page.

Oh, Echo Logic 3 is livin' the dream,

With a Wi-Fi connection and an online scheme,

They'll tell you 'bout their fans,

And that concert by the sea…

But truth is, nobody's gone anywhere—

It's all just fantasy!

At the "venue" in L.A.,

They said the crowd was wild,

But it's just a streaming glitch

And their neighbor's teenage child.

They claimed they partied in New York,

From the night 'til break of dawn,

But the only real confetti

Was the cat knocking stuff around.

Oh, Echo Logic 3 is rippin' up screens,

Rockin' every city through a Zoom machine,

They've got groupies on TikTok,

And merch you'll never see…

'Cause everything's imaginary,

It's all a click-and-flee!

They brag about that epic show

In Tokyo last July,

Where the front row was a digital crowd

And emojis danced on by.

The "tour bus" never left the yard,

But who needs wheels to roll?

A strong connection and lots of hype

Will take you on patrol!

Their world is loaded with livestreams

Of concerts never played,

They've got hits upon their webpage,

But zero rent's been paid.

No backstage pass or VIP

Has ever truly been redeemed,

But "Echo Logic 3's on fire!"

…so their Twitter feed beamed.

Oh, Echo Logic 3 is the talk of the net,

With a million retweets but no real sweat,

They'll claim a grand finale,

A stadium mania spree…

But every show's a fiction,

And no one's paid a fee!

So if you hear the rumors

That they rocked your hometown bar,

Just know it was a streaming myth

Broadcast from who-knows-where afar.

They'll keep on wailing online

For all the world to see,

But it's just one big story—

No real band, no real spree!