Brutus the Collider Lyrics

Brutus the collider

Has promised to repeat

All the things he said to her

As he chased her down the street

All the neighbours followed

Thinking it was a race

It's a shame it had to end like that

You should have seen the look on their face

You should have seen the look on their face

Ivan the wonderful

Never dealt with any strife

In his eyes were sparkles

But in his bed lay another man's wife

To this day he said he didn't know

After all, he was blind

Excuses were nothing in this case

Brutus had to do the time

Yeah, Brutus had to do the time

Brutus the collider

Will continue on despite her

Brutus the collider

Will continue on despite her