Gamer Girl Lyrics

No maiden so fair as the legends foretold

Love rich as a thousand pieces of gold

No one more magical than a high-level mage

Her Area-of-effect spreads throughout the stage

She walks with a charm of modified charisma

So powerful that no saving throw can resist her

Ravishingly charms even chaotic neutral

If it were an alignment, she'd be lawful beautiful

She cast as spell upon my emotions

Stronger than a dozen healing potions

Attraction greater than any quest's reward

So strong you couldn't cut it with a plus one sword

Just a bard in a tavern, turned to the hero

She makes me feel safer than Armor Class zero

The tank, the healer, or the spell caster

She's all knowing, she's my dungeon master

My gamer girl with her enchanting smile

Like a love potion in a crystal vial

My gamer girl, she's my heart's desire

Burning hot as a dragon's fire

To the next level she has just enough

Experience points for the next level up

Critical hit, 1D20 dice roll

Whether kobold, orc, ogre, or troll

Her aura lights the way, we are never lost

Ready to take on any final boss

Maximum hit points, the prophecy foretold her

Not golems, Drow elves, or the beholder

My gamer girl with her enchanting smile

Like a love potion in a crystal vial

My gamer girl, she's my heart's desire

Burning hot as a dragon's fire

My gamer girl with her enchanting smile

Like a love potion in a crystal vial

My gamer girl, she's my heart's desire

Burning hot as a dragon's fire