Zip-Tie Bracelet ft. telecommuters Lyrics

Nothing surprises me anymore

Since the solar flares of 2034

All of our technology got wasted

Set us back a couple of hundred years

So we learned how to live with real people

And we learned how to live off the land

But now everything is better

'Cuz I never would have met you

On that little black mirror in my hand

So I'll give you my zip-tie bracelet

And you can give me your last plastic bag

We'll light a citronella candle as the sun goes down

Reminisce about the way it used to be

All our food's organic, whatever we grow

While our clothes fall apart at the seams

Wear my zip-tie bracelet so everyone can see that

You're in love with me

All our history gone in an instant

No social media rotting our brains

Gone are the pictures and movies we shared

All that's left are books

we thought we'd never read

We used to have so much invested

In the cars that we can never use

Money's worthless

So there's no status

'Cuz now everybody's poor

And I'll give you my zip-tie bracelet

And you can give me your last plastic bag

We'll light a citronella candle when the sun goes down

And reminisce about how it used to be

All our food's organic, whatever we grow

While our clothes fall apart at the seams

Wear my zip-tie bracelet so everyone can see that

You're in love with me

Now we're all nomadic wanderers

Since everything came undone

We migrate like the wildlife

We're just following the sun

CHORUS

So I gave her my zip-tie bracelet

And she gave me her last plastic bag

We light a citronella candle as the sun goes down

But we don't talk about the way it used to be

All our food's organic, whatever we grow

While our clothes fall apart at the seams

She wears my zip-tie bracelet so everyone can see that

She's in love with me

She wears my zip-tie bracelet so everyone can see that

She's in love with me