Sneezin’ and wheezin' Lyrics

Woke up this mornin' what's that I see?

A runny nose and my fabulous sneeze!

I dressed in my finest feeling so fly

But now I'm in sweats oh me oh my!

(Ohhh! Achoo!)

Oh I got the sniffles the flair of a queen

Coughin' and laughin'—it's a real bad scene

Call in the colors turn up the fun

Who knew bein' sick could be this much fun?

(Wohooo! Ohhh yeah!)

My friends all text me "How you doin' babe?"

I say "Bring the soup and don't forget the shade!"

With chicken broth sippin' and diva-licious stares

I'll strut in my PJs like nobody cares!

(Weee! Sluuuurp!)

Oh I got the sniffles the flair of a queen

Coughin' and laughin'—it's a real bad scene

Call in the colors turn up the fun

Who knew bein' sick could be this much fun?

(Ohhh! Wohooo!)

Ginger tea and honey my healing delight

Curl up with Netflix let the drama ignite!

I'll binge-watch my favorites add spark to this pain

Cheers to the tissues and the sass I obtain!

(Mmm! Ohhh weee!)

Sneezin' and wheezin' givin' the side-eye

To these germs like "Darlings please try to fly!"

I'm slayin' with flair even in this state

'Cause life's just too fabulous to sit and wait!

(Achoo! Wohooo!)

Oh I got the sniffles the flair of a queen

Coughin' and laughin'—it's a real bad scene

Call in the colors turn up the fun

Who knew bein' sick could be this much fun?

(Ohhh! Hahaha!)

So here's my advice when you're feelin' low

Dress up sip some tea let the glitter glow!

Embrace all the coughs and the feverish thrills

'Cause even when sick I'm servin' those chills!

(Mwah! Ohhh yeah!)

Oh I got the sniffles but I'll strut like a dream

Sass and some sparkle oh I'm still a meme!

Call in the laughter let's brighten the run

'Cause bein' fabulous is the ultimate fun!

(Woo! Ohhh weee!)