I'm Too Fat Lyrics

I looked in the mirror and what did I see

A big fat gut down to my knee

So what do I do eat less food

No way as I have to be in the mood

Even if I could it's unlikely that I would

I'm too fat I want my body back

Yes I'm too fat I want my body back

I'm too fat I want my body back

So went to the gym with my mate Tim

I saw the instructor get hey mate

He said try some weights do some curls

Hey what's curl? Ok I'll give it a whirl

Biceps began to ache That's it for me mate

I'm too fat I want my body back

Yes I'm too fat I want my body back

I'm too fat I want my body back

So I hopped on the treadmill full of inspiration

Determined to be soaked in perspiration

Didn't take long before I had my fill

Found a chair and began to chill

I feel like a dill maybe I'll just take pill

I'm too fat I want my body back

Yes I'm too fat I want my body back

I'm too fat I want my body back

Ah! The bench press in no time I was a mess

And totally depressed

What about the rowing machine? Perfect!

So I sat down with a cup of Ovaltine

I'm too fat I want my body back

Yes I'm too fat I want my body back

I'm too fat I want my body back

Thought I better have one more try

And found a mat and did a few sit ups

But fell asleep on my back dreaming of not being fat

When to the locker found my Ocker

Get hey Tim looks like I'll never be slim

I'm too fat I want my body back

Yes I'm too fat I want my body back

I'm too fat I want my body back

Back at home dreaming of some body tone

No need to moan

Television on my favourite show

Beer and chips in my hand isn't life just grand

I'm too fat I want my body back

Yes I'm too fat

I looked in the mirror and what did I see

A big fat gut down to my knee

So what do I do eat less food

No way as I have to be in the mood

Even if I could it's unlikely that I would

I'm too fat I want my body back

Yes I'm too fat I want my body back

I'm too fat I want my body back

So went to the gym with my mate Tim

I saw the instructor get hey mate

He said try some weights do some curls

Hey what's curl? Ok I'll give it a whirl

Biceps began to ache That's it for me mate

I'm too fat I want my body back

Yes I'm too fat I want my body back

I'm too fat I want my body back

So I hopped on the treadmill full of inspiration

Determined to be soaked in perspiration

Didn't take long before I had my fill

Found a chair and began to chill

I feel like a dill maybe I'll just take pill

I'm too fat I want my body back

Yes I'm too fat I want my body back

I'm too fat I want my body back

Ah! The bench press in no time I was a mess

And totally depressed

What about the rowing machine? Perfect!

So I sat down with a cup of Ovaltine

I'm too fat I want my body back

Yes I'm too fat I want my body back

I'm too fat I want my body back

Thought I better have one more try

And found a mat and did a few sit ups

But fell asleep on my back dreaming of not being fat

When to the locker found my Ocker

Get hey Tim looks like I'll never be slim

I'm too fat I want my body back

Yes I'm too fat I want my body back

I'm too fat I want my body back

Back at home dreaming of some body tone

No need to moan

Television on my favourite show

Beer and chips in my hand isn't life just grand

I'm too fat I want my body back

Yes I'm too fat