Hey Bubba, Squatch This Lyrics

Hey Bubba grab yer boots and gun

Tonight's the night we're chasin' some fun

I heard from Earl down at the Bait N Go

He seen a squatch in the holler stealin' Doritos

Got the four wheeler gassed and ready to ride

With a bag of pork rinds and Bubba by my side

We ain't smart but we got a hunch

If there's a squatch out there he loves rednecks for lunch

Hey Bubba squatch this!

There's somethin' movin' in the foggy mist

It's big and hairy with a smell so rank

Could be Bigfoot or Cousin Hank

Hey Bubba squatch that!

Grab the thermal scope and the baseball bat

If it's a squatch we're takin' it home

But if it's Mama we're gonna get disowned!

We set up camp where the tracks run deep

But Bubba got scared and started to weep

I said Wake up man we're on a mission!

He was dreamin' 'bout biscuits and fried chicken

Suddenly a roar shook the trees

I dropped my Dew and got weak in the knees

Bubba yelled It's here grab the net!

But I tripped on a log and got my pants wet

Hey Bubba squatch this!

There's somethin' movin' and it smells like fish

Is it Bigfoot or a prank gone wrong?

Either way I'm runnin' back where I belong

Hey Bubba squatch that!

It's got big feet and stinky scat

Let's call the sheriff or maybe just pray

Cause I'm not dyin' in the woods today!

Now Bubba's brave he took the lead

Till he slipped in the mud and scraped his knee

I shined my light and what did I see?

A big ol' squatch just starin' at me!

He waved hello and gave a grin

Then stole our snacks and took off again

Bubba said Man did we just fail?

I said Nah we got a story to tell!

Hey Bubba squatch this!

The legend's real and he smells like a fish

We came for fame but all we got

Was a squatchy laugh and a selfie shot

Hey Bubba squatch that!

Next time we'll bait him with bacon fat

Till then let's head back to the fire

And toast to the squatch that we both admire

We set up a trap with some beef jerky sticks

A cooler of Dew dogs and a bag of trail mix

Bubba said Squatch can't resist this spread

But he tripped on the rope and got caught instead

Now he's hangin' upside down yellin' Let me go!

While the squatch took our snacks and his camo coat!

Hey Bubba squatch this!

The legend's real and he smells like a fish

We came for fame but all we got

Was a squatch laugh and a selfie shot

Hey Bubba squatch that!

Next time we'll bait him with bacon fat

Till then let's head back to the fire

And toast to the squatch that we both admire

So hey Bubba pass me a Dew

The squatch might be gone but I still got you

With muddy boots and an empty trap

We're kings of the woods and that's a fact

Hey Bubba squatch this Life's better with laughs and a redneck twist!

Hey Bubba squatch this!

The legend's real and he smells like a fish

We came for fame but all we got

Was a squatchy laugh and a selfie shot

Hey Bubba squatch that!

Next time we'll bait him with bacon fat

Till then let's head back to the fire

And toast to the squatch that we both admire

Hey Bubba squatch this!

The legend's real and he smells like a fish

We came for fame but all we got

Was a squatchy laugh and a selfie shot

Hey Bubba squatch that!

Next time we'll bait him with bacon fat

Till then let's head back to the fire

And toast to the squatch that we both admire