Dad Has Diarrhea Lyrics

Oh I woke up this morning, had a surprise

Daddy's running around, holding his sides

He rushed to the bathroom, oh what a sight

I think my dad has diarrhea, I think I'm right

He's making funny faces, oh how they glow

I try not to laugh, but it's hard not to show

I think my dad has diarrhea

Running so fast, it's a race, yeah

Daddy, oh where will you go?

To the loo, you're moving to and fro

He drinks ginger tea, hoping to feel okay

But a rumble and tumble, it's back in display

He's tiptoeing quickly, like he's late for school

Dad's bathroom dance, it's the new golden rule

I count his trips, as he scurries by

I cheer him on, 'cause Dad's a super guy

I think my dad has diarrhea

Running so fast, it's a race, yeah

Daddy, oh where will you go?

To the loo, you're moving to and fro

It's not so funny when you're in the middle

Of a bathroom battle, that's quite the riddle

But Dad's a hero, fighting day after day

With his toilet breaks, he's paving the way

I think my dad has diarrhea

Running so fast, it's a race, yeah

Daddy, oh where will you go?

To the loo, you're moving to and fro

Now he's laughing it off, with a wry little grin

Dad jokes through the door, in hopes he can win

He's got his book and a little flashlight

In the bathroom fortress, holding on tight

I think my dad has diarrhea

Running so fast, it's a race, yeah

Daddy, oh where will you go?

To the loo, you're moving to and fro

Now the bathroom's quiet, Dad's taking a rest

With a sigh of relief, he's done his best

He emerges triumphant, wipes his brow

Announcing proudly"All's clear for now!"

I think my dad had diarrhea

But now he's fast as a cheetah

Daddy, oh where did you go?

To the loo, you moved to and fro