Leonard Lyrics

There's a person that I don't like

A person who I'll decline if their name pops up on my phone live

But still his mom gets me going like a hard drive

His name is Leonard

A stinky, smelly feller

His mom is sweller

Makes me feel rich like rockefeller

A bum from the gutter

Would have a dog suck him off with peanut butter

Just a crazy nutter, a shut-in nutting

Rejected duckling

His name is Leonard

A stinky, smelly feller

His mom is sweller

Makes me feel rich like rockefeller

So sad that we live in the same country

I think I got PTSD the way his name haunts me

Wake up with night terrors that leave me sultry

Look away when I see him cause the guy disgusts me

His mother is a perfect specimen, contrast to him she's a solid 10

The only thing they share in common is that they're both feminine

If she were a politician she would be the president

She precedents the present man and represents the heaven-sent

Created a creature so foul

When I see him it makes me howl

He looks like the smell of bowels

A weak man, just a wet towel

You don't have a pit without a top

If he was my kid I would drop

To my knees and then sob

His name is Leonard

A stinky, smelly feller

His mom is sweller

Makes me feel rich like rockefeller

You don't have a pit without a top

If he was my kid I would drop

To my knees and then sob

His name is Leonard

A stinky, smelly feller

His mom is sweller

Makes me feel rich like rockefeller