AGE Lyrics

My back hurts

My feet are sore

I wake you up

When I snore

I gotta pee

Five times a night

I gotta tell ya

This shit ain't right

Can't see

Can't hear

Gets worse

With every year

Hair is thin

Skin is rough

Not exactly

What you'd call buff

Ain't as pretty as I used to be

What the fuck happened to me?

Middle Age

Old Age

Fuck Age

This Sucks

Middle age

Old age

Fuck age

Had Enough

(you seen my glasses?)

Forget names

Forget places

Forget words

Forget faces

Lose keys

Lose cash

Lose teeth

Lost my ass

Where'd I park?

Where's the car?

Left my wallet

On the bar

Can't bend

Can't learn

Can't swallow for the heartburn

Hair is gray

And in my ears

Out my nose

And on my rear

In my mind

Don't look like this

Always a shock

To see the pics

What the hell?

Who cares?

Lotta miles

Wear and tear

Ain't as sharp as I used to be

What the fuck happened to me?

Old age

Middle age

Fuck age

This sucks

Old Age

Middle Age

Fuck Age

Had enough

( I can't read this shit)

Listen kid

This may be true

Wouldn't overlook me

If I were you

I been there

I done that

More than one way

To skin a cat

Nerves of steel

I seen it all

Even if I don't recall

Will gun you down

In the blink of an eye

Don't think twice

Don't even try

Take advice from the wise

No excuses or alibis

You may be faster

Or you may not

But I know more

Than you been taught

Show respect

You'll get the same

If you screw up

Own the blame

Hold the phone

I ain't dead yet

Help me remember

So I don't forget!

Old age

Middle age

Love age

I'm there

Old age

Middle age

Fuck age

Who cares?