One-Eyed Snake Oil Lyrics

Oh say, can you see

From sea to shining sea

Our ism, it begins

With a capital C

Tyrant banks will make you walk the plank

And tell you it's a runway

Posing with the plankton

As the currency flows one way

Crooked crooks are cooking books

And next they're gonna burn 'em

Shilling one-eyed snake oil

And if it kills it don't concern 'em

Oh say, can you see

From sea to shining sea

Our ism, it begins

With a capital…

Ineffable, enough already

Totalitarian terror

If you think your life has worth

That's an actuarial error

Masculine ass-kickin'

Reaching peak humanity

Make a killing on the masses

Mens rea, bleed insanity

Ice age in reverse

It's hot as hell on earth

World getting smaller and spinning faster

It's not a crisis, it's a natural disaster

Oh say, can you see

From sea to shiny black sea

Our ism, it begins

With a capital C

Now I know our disease

Next time won't you sing with me?