Junkman Jig Lyrics

Ahem

I went to the dump to take a swim

Hands on my hips and the sun on my skin

The creepy's and a'crawling and the flies are a'buzzing

The fruit is a'fuzzing in the greasy garbage bins

Surfing down the garbage hills

Took a tumble in the landfill

I felt a squish below my foot

I bent down to take a look

And when I look you'll never guess what I see

A dead man's eye staring back at me

I started twisting and a'turning my leg

All I knew was the Junkman was dead

Mucky yucky, icky sticky

Man this dance is crazy trippy

Doing the Junkman jig

The Junkman jiggy

The maggots came up from down below

And joined me in the Junkman show

Dumpster dogs broke through their chains

Busting moves and sipping champaign

I can't stop this shaky feeling

Blood is pumping, brain is reeling

I danced around the whole damn town

Jigged until the sun went down

I started twisting and a'turning my leg

All I knew was the Junkman was dead

Mucky yucky, icky sticky

Man this dance is crazy trippy

Doing the Junkman jig

I started twisting and a'turning my leg

All I knew was the Junkman was dead

Mucky yucky, icky sticky

Doing the Junkman jig

The Junkman jiggy